I can’t tell a joke to save my life.

Really.

Every once in a while, my writing hits on gentle humor, but in person, I’m hopeless.

Which is too bad, because I love to laugh.

So I figured I’d share a few lame jokes, with the hope that you’ll jump in and save me - save us - by sharing something really funny.

For the grammar nerds (guilty!):

Q: Why do dogs like conjunctions?
A: They just love buts.

Officer: Excuse me, sir, but are you aware your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike?

Dog Owner: Are you nuts? My dog can’t ride a bike!

“Outside of a dog, a book is a person’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”

Groucho Marx

*** Quote revised ever so slightly to be inclusive!​

Your turn!