Joke O’ the Day
Ransom (Oregon) volunteers to demonstrate how to be funny
I can’t tell a joke to save my life.
Really.
Every once in a while, my writing hits on gentle humor, but in person, I’m hopeless.
Which is too bad, because I love to laugh.
So I figured I’d share a few lame jokes, with the hope that you’ll jump in and save me - save us - by sharing something really funny.
For the grammar nerds (guilty!):
Q: Why do dogs like conjunctions?
A: They just love buts.
Finn (Oregon) demonstrating why you must have a sense of humor
if you want to hang around dogs…
Officer: Excuse me, sir, but are you aware your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike?
Dog Owner: Are you nuts? My dog can’t ride a bike!
“Outside of a dog, a book is a person’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx
*** Quote revised ever so slightly to be inclusive!
Photo by Matt ODell @mattodell
