The Dogs of Looser Island:
What the Dogs Know

A Novel in Serial Form

By Shari Lane

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Missy and Spot

(Watch this space for art by Martha Spieker - coming soon!
spiekerart.com and on Instagram @spiekerart)

On Looser Island, the animals outnumber the humans by a fair margin:
dogs and cats, cows and chickens and sheep and goats,
deer and rabbits and raccoons,
bald eagles and blue heron and tiny but fierce hummingbirds,
orcas and salmon and porpoises . . . .

In the cities and counties of the mainland, humans run the show
(often badly, it must be said).
On Looser Island, where a cat was briefly named mayor
and leash laws are but a fond aspiration,
Who Rules the Roost? is not a rhetorical question.

Until the dogs begin to disappear.
Suddenly, everyone has a secret, and everyone is a suspect.
Who would do such a thing?


If only the humans knew what the dogs know.




The Dogs of Looser Island: What the Dogs Know
Links to Episodes in order of publication

Cast of Characters

The Great Debate

Episode 1: No Small Gift

Episode 2: No Small Gift - The delivery gal delivers

Episode 3: Geena Geena Bobeena

Catch up on your Dogs! Links to Episodes of Who Laughs Last in order of publication***
(But don’t delay! In October all episodes of Who Laughs Last, and the links below,
will be taken down to make room for episodes of What the Dogs Know)

Beginnings, Middles, and Ends

Episode 1: Introducing a Dog Named Rambo and an Island Named Looser - Finding Paulo

Episode 2: Introducing a Dog Named Rambo and an Island Named Looser - Losing Paulo

Episode 3: The Gentle Sex - The Curmudgeon

Episode 4: The Gentle Sex - The Broken-Open Heart

Episode 5: Once More Into the Fray - Larry and the Katies

Episode 6: Once More Into the Fray - Beatrix Takes the Lead

Episode 7: The Many Uses of a Meat Mallet - Gloria and Mo

Episode 8: The Many Uses of a Meat Mallet - Sheriff Tom Decides

Episode 9: Homesick - Alessandra and Barbara’s Breakfast Bar

Episode 10: Homesick - In which Alessandra realizes there’s no place like home

Episode 11: He Who Stays Put - Jenny and Seth and Jerry Garcia

Episode 12: He Who Stays Put - Growing Up

Episode 13: Jazz Man - Music at the Mini-Mart

Episode 14: Jazz Man - Going Home

Episode 15: The Girl at the Tiller - Celia Prewitt’s Secret

Episode 16: The Girl at the Tiller - Olga Takes the Helm

Episode 17: Cagey Bird - Cherise to Cherry

Episode 18: Cagey Bird - Cherry Finds Her Voice

Episode 19: Lovely Lady - A Change in the Weather

Episode 20: Lovely Lady - Sheriff Tom Sails Away

Episode 21: Dead Flowers

Episode 22: Shelby’s Choice - The Price of Coffee and Secrets

Episode 23: Shelby’s Choice - Making Peace with the Past

Episode 24: First Comes Love - The Kiss the Fairies Stole

Episode 25: First Comes Love - Happily Ever After?

The Theology of Dog - The End

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Is Your Dog a Star?

Send us your favorite photo, and we’ll add it to our gallery.

Be sure to share your dog’s name and your (general) location. And if you feel like it, tells us something fun: personality quirks, worst doggy “crime,” sweet moments . . .

. . . you know what we’re talking about.

Who knows? Maybe your fur-friend will make it into a Looser Island episode!

Or if you have a photo from one of the San Juan Islands you’d like to share, feel free to send that along, as well. We’ll post it in the Gallery and/or a chapter (with credit, of course).

Jake the Great

Yours truly with a borrowed flock

Cassie and Charlie the Dapper Duck


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Special Thanks

This website and the Dogs series would never have been possible without the love and support of my family:
my daughter, Amanda, who spent countless hours tutoring this dinosaur on web design and social media outreach;
my son Marty, my dad, David, and my sister, Jessica—my tireless cheerleaders;
and my Other Half who has put up with an absentee spouse as I tap tap tapped away at the story . . .

Friends, too, have been my rock, especially when I wanted to give up:
Kathy Henzler, and Julie Sanford, your love and wisdom and encouragement
have meant more to me than I can ever say.

And I could never have done this without my wonderful writing group: Valerie, both Kathys, Gini, Criss, Marna, Heidi, Jenni, Juli, Sue, LouAnn, Val,
and of course, our fearless leaders, Charlotte Rains Dixon and Debbie Guyol.
You are my inspiration! I can’t wait to see what marvelous works you all come up with!

And the incredible women who started this journey with me:
Arlene, Celia, Kara, and our beloved June, who passed away in 2019, leaving the world a little less bright for the rest of us.